{"id":660,"date":"2012-09-10T16:24:38","date_gmt":"2012-09-10T23:24:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/live-mcadamsplumbing.pantheonsite.io\/?p=660"},"modified":"2012-09-18T10:15:12","modified_gmt":"2012-09-18T17:15:12","slug":"joke-of-the-week-10sep12","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mcadamsplumbing.com\/joke-of-the-week-10sep12\/","title":{"rendered":"Joke of the Week &#8211; 10\/SEP\/12"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000; text-decoration: underline;\">MP Joke of the Week<\/span><\/span><\/h2>\n<p>Did you hear that someone broke into our local police station and stole the toilet?<\/p>\n<p>Right now the cops have nothing to go on&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=bcYppAs6ZdI\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-661\" title=\"Stolen Toilet\" src=\"http:\/\/live-mcadamsplumbing.pantheonsite.io\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/Stolen-Toilet.jpg\" alt=\"Joke\" width=\"400\" height=\"450\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mcadamsplumbing.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/Stolen-Toilet.jpg 500w, https:\/\/mcadamsplumbing.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/Stolen-Toilet-266x300.jpg 266w, https:\/\/mcadamsplumbing.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/Stolen-Toilet-88x100.jpg 88w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/McAdamsPlumbing\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-thumbnail wp-image-677 alignnone\" title=\"MP Emblem Final JPEG\" src=\"http:\/\/live-mcadamsplumbing.pantheonsite.io\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/MP-Emblem-Final-JPEG1-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"MP Emblem\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>MP Joke of the Week Did you hear that someone broke into our local police station and stole the toilet? Right now the cops have nothing to go on&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[20],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mcadamsplumbing.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/660"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mcadamsplumbing.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mcadamsplumbing.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mcadamsplumbing.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mcadamsplumbing.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=660"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mcadamsplumbing.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/660\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mcadamsplumbing.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=660"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mcadamsplumbing.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=660"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mcadamsplumbing.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=660"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}